by Amaliah Team in Relationships on 25th September, 2019
We couldn’t help but share these tweets by @shaybna3na3 on what not to include in your dating bio. Finding a partner can be tough, guys don’t make it harder for yourselves by including the following in your bio…
A thread on what men should not include in their rishta bio:
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
A joke about wanting a fourth wife. Life isn't an orientalist novel about harems of a Turkish sultan
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
Wanting a wife who works a high paying job 9-5, cooks, cleans, and raises the kids
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
Don't include anything mentioning junk in the trunk
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
Don't add a pic of you shirtless at the gym
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
Don't ask for a girl that is religious while you don't pray, smoke, and club
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
Don't you dare write a sentence that rhymes "queen" and "deen"
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
Don't ask for a fit wife when you don't even get off the couch on weekends
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
Don't talk about wanting a travel partner when you've never stepped foot on an airplane to go anywhere other than your parents' country
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
Don't call yourself an entrepreneur when you basically work in your dad's shawarma shop
— Sérine (@sinseriously) March 27, 2017
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